Long ago in a different time and different place I made a promise that I would move heaven and earth. That younger man meant all …
How Much For 87 Pounds of Panda Meat?
I probably ought to give some of you fair warning that I am in a place beyond angry and frustrated. That I feel like I have been …
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Asking For Help Should Be Sexy
It is not hard to imagine what happens when you have 250 pounds of metal sitting on your chest. All you have to do is think about …
Some Things Are Heartbreaking & Some Are Devastating
I try not to use words like heartbreaking or devastating unless there is cause to use them. It is for the same reason I try to …
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Dawn Of The Angry Oompa-Loompa
I can't remember the last time I watched an episode of South Park but I have meaning to do so just to see how they covered the …
We’ll Always Have Paris…Right
If you are going to reference Casablanca you ought to come hard and make a statement. Something like Victor Laszlo like didn't …
You Always Think You’ll Make It To Cleveland
Turns out today is the 41st anniversary of the sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald and I find myself thinking about how you always …
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How Many Chainsaws Should Dad Juggle?
Got my Bose Noise Cancellation headphones on my ears, my eyes are closed and Adagio For Strings is filling the giant wasteland …
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Facebook- It’s Cryptic & Vague Gibberish
Thought about using some more lyrics for this post and couldn't decide if I felt like pulling from Magic Bus, Love Reign O'er Me, …
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The Dishonest Trust About Honesty
The mornings haven't been as kind to me recently as I would like for them to be. Sleep is a bit fitful and though I know the …