Sometimes the Shmata Queen reaches out across time and space to ask questions and I send my own responses through the ether. …
What If June Can’t Stop Watching Johnny Part 2
If you haven't read part one you could click here and read it or you can just scroll on and see what I come up with. And if you …
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Flotsam & Jetsam-Floating Through the Blogosphere
I picked up the phone and thought about calling a few people I haven't spoken with in quite some time. It was pre Yom Kippur and …
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Life Turns On A Dime
Some of you stare at the picture of my father holding me and I think about how life turns on dime. I think about how my college …
Twenty-Five Years Later
… If you wanted me dead, you should've just said Nothing makes me feel more alive … So I leap from the gallows and I levitate down …
What If June Can’t Stop Watching Johnny
The Substack is beginning to take off and I am working hard on determining where to focus my energy. Got people asking why I come …
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Some Moments Are Blurry
I'm in the third set of my leg press trying to focus on banging out a few more reps when Johnny Lee rolls through my headphones …
Describe Yourself With One Word- GenXish Part 2
Some of you have asked about the delay in updating here and whether it has anything to do with the Substack. You'll find part of …
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Describe Yourself With One Word- GenXish
I like to think most people are kind-hearted souls who would never try to convince their friends that a bidet is a European Water …
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The People Who Ought To Know Better
Someday you'll accompany me is playing in my ear and I can't help but snort when I hear some of the lyrics. Bob says you start …









