The tick-tock of the internal clock in my head helps keep time of the clinkety-clank of the weights I am pushing and pulling at …
Double Standards & Contradictions
My daughter and I continue to debate who is the stealthiest ninja and I laugh. Why? Because if you really know me, if you have …
When Death Meets The Chase For Perfection
One of my neighbors told me he hates talking about sports with me because I am angry my teams aren't any good right now. I told …
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I Am Not Chasing Mr. Blue Sky
Tourists asked me what I thought about the lightning storm last night, had I been to Hard Eight and was I going to hit the beer …
Empty Seats At The Table
I am half step slow and a quarter off of my game and certain that is how I ended up getting pulled over for speeding Got the …
The Ketchup Haters Of America
If you are going to listen to Willie sing The Last Thing I Needed First Thing This Morning you ought to have a better drink than a …
A Different Kind of Mother’s Day
Fanfare for the Common Man doesn't lend itself to the swirling emotions of confusion and uncertainty. It is more likely to move …
If It Makes You Feel Good
A broken tooth isn't a good birthday gift, especially when it is one you have given yourself and there is no doubt I did so. Too …