Sometimes you run into past lovers in odd and unexpected places but you never think to ask them to tell you where your underwear …
I’ll Eat Your Cat And Other Stories
I am not a fan of cats, but I do like gorillas and monkeys, ya know, the simians. Make a monkey hop and you have done something …
Not An Ordinary Father’s Day
People say that Father's Day is this coming Sunday but it won't be for me. Or maybe it is more accurate that it will be a …
Building The Legend
"I died and they buried me in an unmarked grave. That would bother some people, but not me. I am dead and not particularly …
Not Even Viagra & A Splint
"Not even Viagra and a splint could make that happen." We both laughed and he asked me if I came up with the line on my own and I …
The Dangerous Apple Pie Donut
I met the dangerous Apple Pie Donut today and discovered it has super powers and so do I. I only ate one of the two I ordered and …
The Promises We Make & The Promises We Keep
Life in Texas means you run into all kinds of people ranging from the born and raised full size pick up driving Texan to the guy …
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The Bald Truth
I mostly shaved my head today. My family looked at pictures and told me they weren't thrilled and I said too bad. Give it two …