I am half step slow and a quarter off of my game and certain that is how I ended up getting pulled over for speeding Got the …
The Ketchup Haters Of America
If you are going to listen to Willie sing The Last Thing I Needed First Thing This Morning you ought to have a better drink than a …
A Different Kind of Mother’s Day
Fanfare for the Common Man doesn't lend itself to the swirling emotions of confusion and uncertainty. It is more likely to move …
If It Makes You Feel Good
A broken tooth isn't a good birthday gift, especially when it is one you have given yourself and there is no doubt I did so. Too …
No More Free Rent
Most of us learn pretty early on that not everyone is a going to be a good friend and that not all who pledge to be there will …
The Last Day
Six weeks from now I'll board a flight from Dallas to Los Angeles to go home but my home is gone. The house I grew up in was sold …
The Difference Between Can’t & Won’t
I have flown over and sailed around the Statue of Liberty but I haven't ever gone to visit her. There is no particular reason for …
69 Lies Told By Lovers Who Didn’t Lie
I told the gorilla it was time to stop monkeying around but I don't think he appreciated the bad joke. For a moment we stared …
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Misinformed & Misunderstood Meet The Meshugehnehs
The music moves from Rob Zombie's The Great American Nightmare to U2's Hawkmoon while the symphony inside my head accompanies the …
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Show Compassion & Let Me Die- Sarcasm
The man told me the problem with liberals is that we think we ought to pay for the mistakes other people make and that is …
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