Sometimes you get to play the invisible man at a happy hour and sometimes you get to play it at a Purim carnival. Been one hell …
I’ll Try Not To Die
When your father is dying from pancreatic cancer and you ask him what he wants you to do after he is gone he probably won't …
Check The Front Door
Fifteen or so years ago I woke up because I heard repeated banging and sleepily muttered to check the front door. The clock said …
The One Kiss That Changed Everything…Forever
The man challenged me to tell a story on the fly and I laughed and asked him if knew who he was challenging because coming up with …
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She’s Too Old For Long Hair
I think I have arthritis in the finger I dislocated when I moved back to Texas and might have it in my right thumb, not really …
I Have Seen You Naked & Five Other Stories
I am standing in the middle of Costco in Southlake when I realize there are two people who are close enough to my right shoulder …
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Covid Hasn’t Killed Me… Yet
Three straight nights of crazy dreams were punctuated by another visit from my father but this one was different. This time he …
You’ll Miss Me When I’m Gone
Been dealing with what you can describe as an Abundance of Gaslighters, Antisemites & Trolls and I am a bit worn out. Haven't …
Your Mother Knows About Us
I cannot confirm nor deny holding fake telephone conversations in public spaces nor having done since before my children were …
We’ll Do It Again & Sooner Than You Think
After I wrote The Ghost Of Thanksgiving Future and made a crack about Virgos I got another visit from the old man or maybe it was …
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