I cannot confirm nor deny a discussion in which a prospective employer asked me for a reference for a candidate. If such a conversation took place and someone asked about a candidate’s strengths someone might have said, “he’s the king of flatulence and the best motivation your office has for burning popcorn in the microwave.”… Continue reading He’s The King Of Flatulence
Category: Narishkeit
Is This Post Part Of The Secret New World Order?
There is a guy at the gym who is oversharing with the grunting as he lifts. I try not to make eye contact ‘cuz I know there is no hiding my real feelings here, but he catches me before I look away. For a moment he stares at me and I think that will be… Continue reading Is This Post Part Of The Secret New World Order?
Bill & Hillary Might Be Killing My Father
Look at the picture above and you might see me chasing the ghosts of presidents past or you might just see picture of the great outdoors. Or maybe you’ll see me preparing to run with the moon as I release the surly bonds that tie me to this earth and prepare to go places few… Continue reading Bill & Hillary Might Be Killing My Father
5,969 Reasons Why You Love/Hate…Me
“Dude, I can’t decide if you have no rhythm or the rest of us don’t. What are you listening to?” “Your grandparents might have conceived your mom while they were listening to this.” I flash a grin that makes people grab their wallets and look for kick-me signs on their back. “You’re a sick man.”… Continue reading 5,969 Reasons Why You Love/Hate…Me