The music plays and I wipe my mouth wondering if it ought to sting more than it does and then I remember I have gotten good at taking a shot to the mouth. I put 225 up today even though I had promised myself I wouldn’t. Felt pretty good in spite of my broken promise… Continue reading Tell Us How You Really Feel…You Dope!
Category: Narishkeit
It Is A Different Kind Of Confirmation
There is little difference between unwelcome guests and bad news as you never want to host either and always hope the stay is better than expected. I did my best to shrug a few things off today but low expectations weren’t enough to do more than mark a different sort of confirmation. Not the religious… Continue reading It Is A Different Kind Of Confirmation
Beyonce Can’t Dance & 69 Stories Your Facebook Friends Lie About
A dear friend told me I am responsible for writing her obituary. I took it in the spirit it was given and promised to write about the time she tried to save the donkey bomb from the men who had shoved dynamite up its equine butt. She thanked me for not making her the ass… Continue reading Beyonce Can’t Dance & 69 Stories Your Facebook Friends Lie About
The Kiss You Remember But Never Speak Of
Pirates follow a different sort of code but I know from experience they understand what is meant by the kiss you remember but never speak of. I came upon one on an island bar, bottle of rum in his hand and listened to him describe a woman he once knew. “Red dress, blue dress- it… Continue reading The Kiss You Remember But Never Speak Of
