Category: Narishkeit

“Dude, I can’t decide if you have no rhythm or the rest of us don’t. What are you listening to?” “Your grandparents might have conceived your mom while they were listening to this.” I flash a grin that makes people grab their wallets and look for kick-me signs on their back. “You’re a sick man.”… Continue reading 5,969 Reasons Why You Love/Hate…Me

Several of you have written and or called to ask how my father is doing and I am grateful for your kind thoughts and words. Not everyone is willing to reach out, but that is probably a good thing because it would be overload for me as I can’t spend all day talking about what… Continue reading We’re Just Friends Said The Heel To The Sole

Every time I see someone write about eating escargot I wonder if they enjoy spoonfuls of Vasoline or licking the bottom of trash cans. Some of you may think that is a progressive and forward thinking response and I would applaud you for your taste. Hell, I might even serenade you with this song because… Continue reading Is It Better To Feed Your Cat Or The Easter Bunny To Gators?

If you have never learned about Whiskey Ranch and want to gain a different sort of insight click here or keep reading and find out who I am or am not trolling now. Yeah, I said trolling and it is possible I’ll make fun of idiots who post pictures of WWII GIs storming the beaches… Continue reading Is The NRA Smarter Than A Tree lawn?