Sally Quartermain, the Lady who would be queen and I had one of 10,000 discussions about life and how she can’t possibly imagine living it without me. “Listen SQ, you don’t have to worry about me dying and leaving you with nothing but memories because you are financially solvent, educated and under my protection. That… Continue reading The White House Sponsored By Brand XYZ
Month: July 2020
A Three Continent Conversation
Got a beer in hand, headphones on and hands on the keyboard (yeah, I have that many hands) while I go through the mental notes of recent events. The conversation with the lovely Sally Quartermain and how Shmatas love my gentle touch and how close I came to having grown up in the UK. Heck,… Continue reading A Three Continent Conversation
How To Chase Away Your Readers
“Keep calling us names like Trumpanzee or calling us stupid and you’ll chase away readers, including those who haven’t yet walked away.” I only wish they could have tried to say it to me in person so they would get the full force of my sarcasm and see me doubled over with laughter or feigned… Continue reading How To Chase Away Your Readers
I Thought I Forgot
Sometimes dreams are something else. Standing in a bar in a Texa steakhouse, got a good single malt in my hand and am talking with a couple of people. One writes something down on a cocktail napkin and says “the world works on a mix of science and magic. Our job is to remember to… Continue reading I Thought I Forgot
