JoJo couldn’t get back in time for his appointment which consequently led to an early end to the feast of flesh he and his dear Eleanor had been engaged in. Play song one and move to song two. None of that has any particular meaning but that won’t stop some for searching for hidden messages… Continue reading JoJo’s Fling With Eleanor Rigby
Month: May 2018
He’s The King Of Flatulence
I cannot confirm nor deny a discussion in which a prospective employer asked me for a reference for a candidate. If such a conversation took place and someone asked about a candidate’s strengths someone might have said, “he’s the king of flatulence and the best motivation your office has for burning popcorn in the microwave.”… Continue reading He’s The King Of Flatulence
A Final Birthday Celebration
Four hundred miles of driving in two days leaves a mark on a man my age or so some people have tried to convince me. I tell them age is relative and follow up with the mind over matter line we have all heard many times before, “if you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” We’re… Continue reading A Final Birthday Celebration
The Sex You Never Had Wasn’t That Good
“You’re the 186th sexiest man to write a post using lions and monkeys in it.” The email is strange and incorrect which somehow compels me to not only read it but respond. “There were no monkeys in it but there was a baboon. Unless you are saying I referred to a monkey in it but… Continue reading The Sex You Never Had Wasn’t That Good
