Sometimes the music is eerily perceptive of thoughts and ideas floating through my head and I wonder if the song placed an idea or two inside or if it just brought them to the surface. The thermostat in the car flipped back and forth between 97 and 100 but I didn’t care because the difference… Continue reading I Can’t Make You Read This But My Monkey Can
Month: May 2018
I Might Name Drop My Way To Fame
I almost went on a date with an Irish girl. It was in college and after weeks of sitting next to or near each other in a political science class I asked her if she would like to go out. She said yes and we made some preliminary arrangements but the date never happened. A… Continue reading I Might Name Drop My Way To Fame
Beyonce Can’t Dance & 69 Stories Your Facebook Friends Lie About
A dear friend told me I am responsible for writing her obituary. I took it in the spirit it was given and promised to write about the time she tried to save the donkey bomb from the men who had shoved dynamite up its equine butt. She thanked me for not making her the ass… Continue reading Beyonce Can’t Dance & 69 Stories Your Facebook Friends Lie About
The Kiss You Remember But Never Speak Of
Pirates follow a different sort of code but I know from experience they understand what is meant by the kiss you remember but never speak of. I came upon one on an island bar, bottle of rum in his hand and listened to him describe a woman he once knew. “Red dress, blue dress- it… Continue reading The Kiss You Remember But Never Speak Of
