“You’re the 186th sexiest man to write a post using lions and monkeys in it.” The email is strange and incorrect which somehow compels me to not only read it but respond. “There were no monkeys in it but there was a baboon. Unless you are saying I referred to a monkey in it but… Continue reading The Sex You Never Had Wasn’t That Good
Month: May 2018
Is This Post Part Of The Secret New World Order?
There is a guy at the gym who is oversharing with the grunting as he lifts. I try not to make eye contact ‘cuz I know there is no hiding my real feelings here, but he catches me before I look away. For a moment he stares at me and I think that will be… Continue reading Is This Post Part Of The Secret New World Order?
It’s More Than Just A Shmata
Listen carefully and you’ll hear the screams of dying pixels echo in your head because tonight I have slaughtered them by the thousands. No quarter is given to those who fail to pass muster and thus JW The Merciless continues to terrorize the digital world. Why? Because he is unhappy with the quality of the… Continue reading It’s More Than Just A Shmata
Bill & Hillary Might Be Killing My Father
Look at the picture above and you might see me chasing the ghosts of presidents past or you might just see picture of the great outdoors. Or maybe you’ll see me preparing to run with the moon as I release the surly bonds that tie me to this earth and prepare to go places few… Continue reading Bill & Hillary Might Be Killing My Father