The man in the dragon shirt did not expect to wake up and discover he could run through walls in order to reach the refuge of the closest bathroom. No sir, no ma’am he had cooked himself a nice meal and experienced a small rumble but never expected to wonder if the meat should have… Continue reading He Is The Most Successful Failure
Month: January 2017
The Man In The Dragon Shirt
After I surprised my daughter by showing up unexpectedly in her room she asked me to explain how I did it and I said I was the stealthiest ninja. Ever since then she has tried to prove to me that she is the rightful owner of the aforementioned description but I have refused to concede… Continue reading The Man In The Dragon Shirt
It Might Be The Dumbest Facebook Comment Ever
There is a great Lewis Black bit about the dumbest thing he ever heard that crossed my mind today courtesy of something someone said on Facebook. I read the comment and immediately heard Mr. Black say the following: She said, ‘If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.’ I’ll… Continue reading It Might Be The Dumbest Facebook Comment Ever
A Pleasant Surprise
I walk into the hall hearing Stuck In The Middle With You inside my head and take the first seat in the back row. The row is empty until right about the time the line about clowns to the left of me and jokers to right comes on. Now it is me and a bunch… Continue reading A Pleasant Surprise