The next time someone talks about taking their game to the next level or describes something ordinary as epic or amazing I am going to remove their head from their shoulders. With some deft legal maneuvering and some luck my jury will be composed of English teachers who will rule it justifiable homicide and I’ll… Continue reading A Justifiable Homicide
Category: Writing
Infographics and Mobile Browsing
I don’t know about you but I love the movies and I love movie quotes. Flowing Data created this chart of AFI’s top 100 famous movie quotes and I made a point to blow it up so I could see it better. But it didn’t render as clearly as I would like on my mobile… Continue reading Infographics and Mobile Browsing
20 Years Worth of Reasons Why You Don’t Stab Your Editor
“Not sure how to avoid plagiarism? I use Grammarly because I stabbed the last two editors I worked for with a butter knife and a shrimp fork and now they refuse to meet with me in person. I tried to apologize in person but neither of them were willing to see me probably because they… Continue reading 20 Years Worth of Reasons Why You Don’t Stab Your Editor
Dear Stephen King- It’s Your Time To Buy Lunch
Dear Stephen King, I don’t mean to air our dirty laundry but it is your turn to pick up lunch or at least a cup of coffee. Been far too long since we last spoke in person, feels like forever. Hell if you force me to deal with reality I’ll concede we have never spoken… Continue reading Dear Stephen King- It’s Your Time To Buy Lunch
