Category: Narishkeit

Six days on the road this week has left me so tired I might speak my mind, not that I am not already blunt. I am the guy who would say I don’t care if it is some made up holiday, ‘behave and be good’ whatever the hell that means. Been a long few days,… Continue reading So Tired I Might Speak My Mind

“You need two hands on the back of your head.” The intended recipient didn’t hear the words because the speaker was silent and mental telepathy didn’t work between him and the other. It was his intention to not speak the words aloud anyway so he didn’t mind the silence. Sometimes you walk the line and… Continue reading Two Hands On Your Head

“I can take you higher.” The woman ahead of me in line asks if I am talking to her. “Nope, but she heard me.” “I don’t know how she could hear you, unless she is standing close by or something because I barely heard you.” “She always hears me, but sometimes she pretends not to.”… Continue reading The Proposition You Say Yes To

Marinating your man meat might be one of the craziest lines I have ever heard in a commercial and I can assure you it is not a creation of my own mind. Still I can see how a man who writes about secret writings might be seen as someone who created such a line. Something… Continue reading Marinating Your Man Meat Might Be The…