Somewhere between the blood work and the nurse telling me about a test I heard Arnold speaking and gave a short chuckle. “Surely, I am not pregnant.” The nurse didn’t laugh so I didn’t do my own version of Arnold’s line and went about my business. Did a pretty good job of focusing on my… Continue reading Surely, I Am Not Pregnant
Category: Life
How Many Lives Do You Get?
Niagara falls fell upon my car and it was nearly impossible to see the cars in front of me but the lights from the semi behind me were bright enough to know it was too close for me to rest comfortably. Couldn’t switch lanes because I couldn’t see if there was a car to the… Continue reading How Many Lives Do You Get?
That Ghost Is Me
Got a series of songs floating through my mind and can’t decide if I ought to share them ‘cuz my number one fan can’t decide whether to analyze or ignore them. You could say my timing isn’t great or you can say it is perfect and some things happen exactly as they should but regardless… Continue reading That Ghost Is Me
The Posts You Don’t Read
The doc sent over copies of my lab work and it confirmed what we already knew…I am dying. They didn’t provide a solid time frame so we can guess about whether it is 50, 39 or 3 years. But the suggestion is that if I do nothing that number could be smaller than we might… Continue reading The Posts You Don’t Read