I posted a picture of me dressed in my oh so fashionable hospital gown on Instagram and got a handful of questions and a couple of …
What Did The Pathology Report Say?
I can confirm your family won't appreciate you kidding around about dropping dead and nurses don't enjoy you pretending to pass …
It’s Hard To Run With An IV In Your Arm Part 2
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Sometimes Genetics Are Your Best Friend/Enemy
Someone asked how I could be so casual in sharing news in It’s Hard To Run With An IV In Your Arm and I just smiled. Smiled and …
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It’s Hard To Run With An IV In Your Arm
Buckle up kids because Mr.Toad has taken the wheel and there is no telling if this will be a 500 or 5000 word piece. After the …
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A Story Of Two Souls Who Once Knew Each Other
I walked into a room and introduced myself to the people standing there. One sputtered and then asked me to repeat myself. They …
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When You’re Governed By The Dumb & Dumberest
More than a few people have remarked we're living in the dumbest timeline and I can't disagree with them. Got a former illegal …
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Tell My Children I Didn’t Give Up
Today the MAGA party raised up their hoods so they could confirm the least qualified person to ever be named Secretary of Health …
About The Postcards I Didn’t Send
The original headline for this post was going to be Membership Comes With A Free Hood...Er Red Hat but I decided to shift …
A Reckoning For The Fools Of Elonia
I have received a tremendous number of emails thanking me for writing When The Fools Of Elonia Attack and What If The Fools Of …