Non Jewish associate asks me if I know how to wrap a shmata around me and I nod my head in affirmation. “Yes sir, I know exactly how to do that. Heck, some shmatas melt into me and hug me so tightly I can’t breathe. Or maybe that is the sheets on my bed after… Continue reading How To Wrap A Shmata Around You
Category: Health
Go Watch The Other Videos
The kids in the gym film themselves exercising and I roll my eyes. Sometimes they ask me to move out of their shots but most of them are not so entitled or selfish to ask others to move. They politely wait for the space to empty. Today a guy asked me if I could move… Continue reading Go Watch The Other Videos
When The Grim Reaper Comes To Visit
When I told the 20-something year-old kid that you’re never too old to stop learning and that I think about going for another degree or two he scoffed. “Are you trying to relive your youth? You’re a little old for college.” I laughed and told him I am an active learner and that curiosity drives… Continue reading When The Grim Reaper Comes To Visit
A Trip To The E.R.
You never expect a fuse to blow and for the treadmill to suddenly stop, especially moments after you watched some guy in the Olympics crash. I wasn’t going as fast as he was nor was I on my back but the unexpected stop of the track almost sent me flying off of the treadmill. Reflexes… Continue reading A Trip To The E.R.
