A friend described me as being consistent in my inconsistencies, a dichotomy of personalities. I can switch gears very quickly. I …
It Wasn’t Worth Getting Arrested
She insulted my manhood and said that if she had a gun she would shoot me. I told the clerk to call 911 and asked them to bring …
Have A Donut With Me.
Perception is a funny thing. Some of you will look at that photo and find yourself transported back in time. Maybe you'll remember …
One Slightly Used Pump For Sale
Someone once told me that he who laughs last laughs best. Well, I don’t know if that is true but I am about to find out. My dear …
Jericho
I met Jericho in a time and place that no longer exist. The people we were are long since gone. Now they drift through time and …