“If you choose to battle with me you are going to sing this song, you silly animal.” My words made no impression upon the beast, but I made a point to paw the earth, snort and try to look intimidating. Since that didn’t work I told the beast I would be back with a rope… Continue reading You’ll Be Crying
Month: January 2020
Walk Into The Mystery
No one starts off a blog post talking external hemorrhoids and I don’t intend to be the first, but I will say I need more fiber and less spice in my diet. That is because for wayyyyyy tooooo looong I have been living in interesting times and am ready to go back to the simple,… Continue reading Walk Into The Mystery
The $9,000 Chair
He tells me I can stream music through my phone and enjoy my own playlists while getting a massage. I hadn’t planned on getting a massage today, but I am a sucker for the demonstrations at a Costco massage chair roadshow so for a moment I am the guy reclining in Southlake. “Sir, do you… Continue reading The $9,000 Chair
One Day I Won’t Look For You
It’s another vivid dream, coal black hair splayed across my arm, I slowly pull myself away and stand up, look out the window at Jerusalem and nod my head. Walk through the room, knowing this is real, but not real and try to figure out what is off. Dad is sitting at table watching people… Continue reading One Day I Won’t Look For You
