You ought not to write about manly fears or saying what you mean because whatever you share can and will be held against you. Cue …
Is It A Manly Fear?
My middle sister calls and asks if I have finished fighting with the doc's office about my upcoming procedure. "Little sister, …
Maybe You Ought To Say What You Mean
Someone I only know from the online world took a swing at me today. Not a literal swing, but a swing nonetheless. I haven't a …
If You Have To Get Hit By A Car
If you have to get hit by a car may you be hit as lightly as my daughter was. The driver was a fat guy with glasses that bore a …
Not Quite 831,968 Reasons To Read This Post
Very few of you will consider the following an emergency but I will share it nonetheless. There are only six rolls of toilet …
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The Losers Are Winning
You were stupid then but you're dumber now is what I mutter at the screen. It is in response to commentary people I have known …
The Broken & The Stupid
They said I stopped talking and that I went silent for a really long time and it wasn't until the next day I realized it might …
It’s Only Two Months
Got a free subscription to Apple Music and have been exploring a bit just to see what is out there that I might not have heard …
What If The President Were Violated By A Moose?
Five years ago people would have found the idea of a rutting moose violating the president to be scandalous. "Where were the …
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Some Celebrations Are Quiet
I celebrated my 48th birthday by myself not because I chose to but because of circumstances. There wasn't anyone around so I did …









