This song is playing on my headphones and I am thinking about the past and the present. Got a little more weight on the bar than I probably should so I am digging into things that irritate me. I need the adrenaline surge to help me pump out one more set and I figure anger… Continue reading When A Girl Still Loves A Boy
Month: January 2018
The Lies You Tell On Facebook
I cannot confirm nor deny telling the dumb redneck attorney who followed me around to play in traffic. But I can confirm I never told him to eat his gun. Nor can I confirm nor deny saying real men don’t shoot deer, they use their hands. No guns, rocks, or spears– just hands. I can… Continue reading The Lies You Tell On Facebook
Play This At My Funeral
Consider this instructions to my children and 5th or 6th wife, when I die play this song at my funeral. And then terrorize my enemies by hiring a rotation of college marching bands and inferior bag pipe players to play outside of their windows in the dead of night. Do that for as long as… Continue reading Play This At My Funeral
Misunderstood Again
I watched a series of texts fly across my phone screen and one thought crossed my mind, “misunderstood again.” That wouldn’t have happened in a real conversation because tone, body language and facial expression would have provided the clarity those few pixels didn’t. It irritated me to be misunderstood when my intent was so very… Continue reading Misunderstood Again
