There are few things that make me as happy as waking up in the dead of night knowing your gut stomach and colon have decided this is the perfect time to do some spring cleaning. It is only enhanced when you discover there is blood and wonder if maybe that pain you felt a moment… Continue reading Maybe I’ll Send You Flowers
Month: January 2018
83,168 Ways To Cook A Feral Cat
I’ll never forget that cold blustery day in November of ’74. We were standing at the corner of 43rd and Lexington when all of sudden people started pointing. I heard some ancient fellow yell about the John Lennon of his time and wondered why he was talking about communists in America. After the great Johnny… Continue reading 83,168 Ways To Cook A Feral Cat
Blame It On A Butt Dial
Johnny told June many things but he never said a word about accidentally boosting a post on Facebook. They clearly must have spoken about walking the line, rings of fire and maybe trips to Scandinavia but butt dials and cellphones weren’t part of that. Ok, maybe I am wrong and they had cellphones upon which… Continue reading Blame It On A Butt Dial
The Story Of The Nutella Jar In The Pantry
Two weeks after I moved back to Texas I bought a jar of Nutella and brought it home. It is not something I usually by or keep in my kitchen, but I thought it might be something I would serve if I had guests. Thought if I cooked a meal and didn’t head off to… Continue reading The Story Of The Nutella Jar In The Pantry