I probably ought to give some credit to time spent sailing with The Dread Pirate Roberts because he did teach me a trick or two. Modesty compels me not to share all of my titles with you here, but those of you who know me in real life are aware that there are many.
If you have been following along with the story of recent events such as those highlighted above it might not surprise you to find out that I spent my Sunday wrestling ‘gators and challenging all of the zoo animals to single combat.
Apparently the tiger and gorilla were sufficiently impressed with my wrestling prowess to not accept my challenge, however the white tiger wasn’t having any of it. Someone ought to let him know he is lucky he wasn’t able to take me on because he would have made a nice rug. 😉