Category: Narishkeit

Four days into the bachelor life I walk around the house using my beer as a microphone as I give a sold out performance to whatever ghosts and spirits occupy this joint. There is no rhyme or reason to the songs I choose. It is a mix of pieces from my personal library culminating with… Continue reading The Undeniable & Irresistible Pull Of The Bells

Midway through my second set on the bench press my arms decided it might be a good time to go on strike and the bar started plunging towards my chest. Humanity’s ancient friend fear rescued me with an almost instant adrenaline rush and a simultaneous thought of, “this is going t0 hurt.” That primal turbo… Continue reading Is She Still Sexy?

Sometimes you look at someone and say we have been to hell and back with a smile because you know you have made it…but not always. Sometimes you survive hell and realize that surviving meant it took all you had and all you were and now you are not that person any more. You’re someone… Continue reading The Perfect Lives We Lead

I am instructed by a teenage girl to be cautious, thoughtful and respectful in how I talk to women. “If she is almost 50 you cannot call her a girl.” I turn my head and smile, “sometimes they like being called a girl. Sometimes they like being called my girl.” She rolls her eyes at… Continue reading Who Doesn’t Enjoy A Creamy Delight?