Category: Narishkeit

I am what they call two minutes awake after a 90 minute nap except that doesn’t make much sense to me. Can’t figure out if it is because I fell asleep at around 9:30 and just woke up or if it’s something else. The veil between sleep and awake is barely pierced and I am… Continue reading The Screams Won’t Haunt You Anymore

The dividing line between Roanoke and Northlake is somewhere between the Racetrack and Cleveland Gibbs road but hell if I know exactly where. I just know I get out there for business reasons and that every time I go I feel like I am crossing over time and space. It is not the same as… Continue reading She Won’t Read This

The man looks me up and down, takes a step forward and hisses something about my being shy or afraid. I flash a Cheshire cat grin at him and watch confusion roll across his face. Seconds before he was certain of who he was dealing with, an older, almost middle aged demure fellow. The kind… Continue reading You’ll Prefer My Salami To Your Baloney

There are those who ask if the need for a blood pressure machine started here and others who suggest the genesis comes from a different place altogether. Instead of providing you with unnecessary detail and copious amounts of background I’ll provide you with the key details. This past January the tech who took my blood… Continue reading The Blood Pressure Machine