Johnny told June many things but he never said a word about accidentally boosting a post on Facebook. They clearly must have spoken about walking the line, rings of fire and maybe trips to Scandinavia but butt dials and cellphones weren’t part of that. Ok, maybe I am wrong and they had cellphones upon which… Continue reading Blame It On A Butt Dial
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The Story Of The Nutella Jar In The Pantry
Two weeks after I moved back to Texas I bought a jar of Nutella and brought it home. It is not something I usually by or keep in my kitchen, but I thought it might be something I would serve if I had guests. Thought if I cooked a meal and didn’t head off to… Continue reading The Story Of The Nutella Jar In The Pantry
The Sex You Used To Have
Back in the gym for the first time in far too long with clowns to the left of me and jokers to the right I slowly begin swinging iron around, willing sleeping muscles to wake up. None of the songs below were part of the workout but all are part of this particular post at… Continue reading The Sex You Used To Have
A House Full Of California Girls
When you find out your friends child has been murdered you don’t know what to say or do because your heartbroken for them and thankful that you don’t know that pain firsthand. There is guilt that comes with it because you know someone is in hell and you don’t want to demean, belittle or diminish… Continue reading A House Full Of California Girls
