Category: Life

I don’t know who Jeff Bezos is as a person but I can relate to a few things that don’t involve being a billionaire or starting a business in my garage. What pray tell do I relate to? His taking the fight to the people/company/entities that tried to blackmail him into doing as they wish… Continue reading You Destroyed Me But I Didn’t Break

Three big things happened last week that were almost immediately followed by the equivalent of 831,968 paper cuts which caused blood to shoot out of my nose and laser beams from my eyes. It is an odd combination, the blood from the nose and the laser beams from my eyes and I suppose it is… Continue reading If You Think This Post Is About You…

Someone called me jovial and I almost asked if that is supposed to be code for fat. Didn’t say a word but took a look in the mirror to confirm my beard isn’t white and I wasn’t wearing a red suit. Took another look in the garage to confirm there were no reindeer and noticed… Continue reading When Destiny Arrives Run Away

“You’re not a nice man. Your mother must be so proud of you.” He is five foot nothing and hasn’t figured out the poor excuse for a beard he wears is never going to fill in and unless he buys a sharpie with his particular color of lacks testosterone he won’t be able to color… Continue reading You’re Not A Nice Man