“I don’t know what I would put in a will. I don’t think I would write one because I don’t want you and mom to worry about me killing myself.” There are better conversations to have with your teenage son than death and suicide. Happier and more optimistic, lighter and less likely to make your… Continue reading You Were Dumb Before Facebook
Category: Children
If I Knocked On Your Door
The twenty-somethings told me they could tell I was older than them because I talked about taping shows and said other things that aged me. One of them said they thought it was cute that I had opened up Instagram and Snapchat accounts so that my daughter could have one too. “You know she probably… Continue reading If I Knocked On Your Door
Dumb, Deranged & Demented
When Leigh Dumbass asked me what I thought of him I said I don’t. That didn’t satisfy him so he pressed me to give him the real truth. “Mom said if I have nothing nice to say I should keep my mouth shut.” Still he pressed on so I obliged and suggested the next time… Continue reading Dumb, Deranged & Demented
Are Your Words Swoon Worthy?
There is magic in a heart that has been torn apart and rebuilt, or so a friend once told me. It was part of a much longer tale of him and another that was worthy of a book or movie, or so I told my friend. “You really do come from LA, don’t you. Why… Continue reading Are Your Words Swoon Worthy?