I knew I’d love a sandwich called the Fat Slob and that it wouldn’t love me back just as I knew that one shouldn’t drag 160 pounds around Europe cuz it will bore and annoy you. But we don’t always do the smart thing and so I grabbed the sandwich and pretended I am only… Continue reading The Pink Flamingo Porches Of Europe
Month: June 2019
He’s More Fun Than You Realize
Somewhere between the end of ’94 and the very beginning of ’95 I wandered the streets of Jerusalem and met all sorts of interesting people. A couple of them were girls from Scotland, one of whom kept telling me how very American I looked because I wore my baseball cap turned around. I told her… Continue reading He’s More Fun Than You Realize
Five Minutes In The Closet
Donnie Mac is singing And I Love You So on Sirius and it spurs an old memory of a girl who loved the guy. Somewhere in the depths I hear us talking about five minutes in the closet because boys aren’t allowed in her room and her mom might catch us. All these years later… Continue reading Five Minutes In The Closet
When Muppets Fly
Point-and-click my way through the Internet and across Facebook I see a picture of a guy who seems unaware his shirt is three sizes too small and then another shot of an old man whose eyes are closed in almost every picture I have ever seen of him. I mull over leaving comments that a… Continue reading When Muppets Fly
