I wished him a Happy 50th Birthday and we exchanged the usual banter about how it used to sound so old and can we really be this age because we were in high school last week. Ok, it is more than a few weeks since we graduated high school but we did attend the same… Continue reading Turn Out The Lights & Buy Life Insurance
Month: April 2019
It’s Not A Movie Date
This girl I know once told me I am not as tall as remembered and I laughed and said it doesn’t matter when you are horizontal. She pretended to ignore the comment and I pretended not to chuckle, secretly hoping she would make a comment and I would smile and say she had nothing to… Continue reading It’s Not A Movie Date
Don’t Cry In Front Of Men
A woman I know once told me her mother taught her to never cry in front of men. I told her that was a coincidence because I was taught to never cry in front of men either. Of course that is/was different and regardless of what some of you think men who cry in public… Continue reading Don’t Cry In Front Of Men
She Kissed Me First
The phone rang at precisely 1 PM Central time and a computerized voice told me the IRS had filed a case against me and that my social security was being restricted. I smiled cuz I like playing with the scammers and appreciated that they had used a DC number, 202-793-5861. Per the instructions I pressed… Continue reading She Kissed Me First
