Month: January 2019

Someone called me jovial and I almost asked if that is supposed to be code for fat. Didn’t say a word but took a look in the mirror to confirm my beard isn’t white and I wasn’t wearing a red suit. Took another look in the garage to confirm there were no reindeer and noticed… Continue reading When Destiny Arrives Run Away

“You’re not a nice man. Your mother must be so proud of you.” He is five foot nothing and hasn’t figured out the poor excuse for a beard he wears is never going to fill in and unless he buys a sharpie with his particular color of lacks testosterone he won’t be able to color… Continue reading You’re Not A Nice Man

Something about the words in a song reminds me of moments from the past and echoes of a future. This time it isn’t Johnny with June but some might suggest a similar conversation. Can’t decide what the most important parts are or which most distinguishes itself in my head so I pick a section and… Continue reading The Unbinding Promises We Make

The grandfather clock that lives inside my head went off at 1, 1:30 and 1:45 AM each ding dong a reminder that morning would come far too soon but none of them served as succor for the unbridled fury in my head. I closed my eyes and went looking for the things that were keeping… Continue reading Should I Laugh Or Cry?