If I told you I once responded to a request for writing references with a verbal exclamation of “I am the Shmata Queen’s favorite writer” you’d scrunch up your face and tell me that was meaningless to you. Why? Because unless you are among a select group you won’t know who I am referring to… Continue reading Useless Writing Advice Given By Fools & Dopes
Month: April 2018
Is It Better To Feed Your Cat Or The Easter Bunny To Gators?
Every time I see someone write about eating escargot I wonder if they enjoy spoonfuls of Vasoline or licking the bottom of trash cans. Some of you may think that is a progressive and forward thinking response and I would applaud you for your taste. Hell, I might even serenade you with this song because… Continue reading Is It Better To Feed Your Cat Or The Easter Bunny To Gators?
Who Do You Love?
Only the most twisted romantic starts a talking about love by referencing a post in which he called himself the baddest motherfucker in the valley. That line has been used in multiple movies but I am told combat veterans of multiple wars have used it. I haven’t served in the military or seen combat but… Continue reading Who Do You Love?
I Know What You Need- Johnny Cash Edition
I’d ask Alice if she knows what I need but I suspect she wouldn’t provide the correct answer any more than most of you readers would and I am ok with that. Maybe if I was a man of wealth and taste I wouldn’t say worry about whether a storm is threatening my very life… Continue reading I Know What You Need- Johnny Cash Edition
