There are moments when I feel like there ought to be a camera filming my life and that occasionally I ought to turn around and …
Just Another Child Of The 70’s
Morning comes far too soon or maybe the night before ended way too late, I can't say which is true and which is not. I roll to …
Would You Really Punch Santa In His Fat Mouth?
I almost listened to the instructions in that old Ma Bell commercial, ya know the one that says to reach out and touch …
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I Love You More
Memory is obscured by the fog of the reality we want to remember and the things that truly happened. Your 984nd favorite …
Sometimes You Have To Submit
Some of the fine folks on Twitter have taken exception with Tweets that suggest they voted for an incompetent conman who is …
The Dumbest Lover I Ever Had
David Cassidy died today and I suppose it means that another part of my childhood is gone so before we get to the heart of the …
Just Another Invisible Man- Thanksgiving…Maybe
I am not the kind of person who requires a ton of friends or needs to be surrounded by other people to be happy. I am comfortable …
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You Were Dumb Before Facebook
"I don't know what I would put in a will. I don't think I would write one because I don't want you and mom to worry about me …
If I Knocked On Your Door
The twenty-somethings told me they could tell I was older than them because I talked about taping shows and said other things that …
Dumb, Deranged & Demented
When Leigh Dumbass asked me what I thought of him I said I don't. That didn't satisfy him so he pressed me to give him the real …