Johnny Cash put on his black jacket, grabbed his guitar and took the long walk through that magic cornfield in Field Of Dreams 14 years ago today. Slipped the bonds that tied him to this earthly plane and went looking for June because what else was there left to do here. In theory she welcomed… Continue reading You Kissed Me First & Other Lies People Tell
Month: September 2017
The Sex Post Mothers Won’t Read
Some of you may call this linkbait and some of you may call it the finest worst piece of writing you have ever read. That is ok with me, at least three of you will admit to having read it and one of you will even say you liked it. If you happen to be… Continue reading The Sex Post Mothers Won’t Read
Are You Ignoring Me Or Am I Ignoring You?
The bad news of the evening is I am about $998,000 away from being a millionaire but the good news is that doesn’t take into account all of my accounts, stocks, bonds and possessions. Add those to the pile and I think that number jumps quite a bit closer to one million. Don’t take this… Continue reading Are You Ignoring Me Or Am I Ignoring You?
You’re An Idiot
A woman once told me that once I pulled my head out of my ass I would figure out no one in the world could do a better job of taking care of me. I told her I could do a better job of taking care of me than she could and got one of… Continue reading You’re An Idiot
