The pain woke me up at 3 AM and for a while I fought to try and go back to sleep. Eventually I rolled out of bed and wandered to the bathroom cursing the alien that I was sure was trying to claw its way out of my belly. “Come out and fight me, alien… Continue reading Stupid Liberals & The Dumb Conservatives That Love Them
Month: September 2017
She Is The 982,873 Most Beautiful Woman in Dallas
Some drivers say the drunks are your golden ticket to making ride sharing lucrative and profitable but I haven’t spent enough time servicing that market to provide a definitive answer. It is by choice and not by lack of opportunity that has placed me as the proverbial fence sitter. This isn’t my full time gig… Continue reading She Is The 982,873 Most Beautiful Woman in Dallas
Facebook Is For Announcing Divorces
The sharpest memories sometimes turn out to be far blunter than we believe. I used to say my first trip to Dallas was for the May 1993 National Wood Flooring Association (NWFA) convention but I discovered that wasn’t accurate. Turns out I was in Houston in July of 1993, Dallas in April of 1994 and… Continue reading Facebook Is For Announcing Divorces
Like Two Hands On The Back Of Your Head
Sometimes the bells go off and you wonder if someone hears your thoughts because you feel like you can hear the whispers inside their head too. It is crazy and ridiculous but truth is stranger than fiction and you know if you wrote without fear of repercussion and complete transparency people would say you have… Continue reading Like Two Hands On The Back Of Your Head
