I can’t speak for you but I can assure you both of my grandfathers thought I was exceptionally, funny, handsome, clever and humble. Having watched my parents become grandparents I now know there is some sort of evolutionary process that takes place that affects how parents can frown upon the actions of their children while… Continue reading $5 Billion Reasons Why You Can’t Buy Donald Trump’s Toupee
Month: September 2013
The Two Biggest Mistakes You Made With Your Website
The two biggest mistakes you made with your website were your failure to use a responsive design that works with phones, tablets and computers and your failure to engage in basic quality control. We’re in the process of planning my son’s Bar Mitzvah and as we research vendors and opportunities it has become apparent that… Continue reading The Two Biggest Mistakes You Made With Your Website
Sometimes The Old Dog Teaches You The New Tricks
Two days ago the girl in the picture gave me specific instructions on how I should be dressing and what sort of things I need to do in life to be successful. Or maybe she did it yesterday, can’t say I really remember because even though it was by telephone that little monster was still… Continue reading Sometimes The Old Dog Teaches You The New Tricks
Something Only Smart & Sexy People Will Read/Understand
It is almost 1 AM here in Texas and I am staring at the dude with the beard in the bottom middle and remembering how very different life seemed then. Nine years ago that young buck never would have imagined life as it is today. He never would have imagined that one day he would… Continue reading Something Only Smart & Sexy People Will Read/Understand
