This song is playing on my headphones and I am thinking about the past and the present. Got a little more weight on the bar than I …
The Lies You Tell On Facebook
I cannot confirm nor deny telling the dumb redneck attorney who followed me around to play in traffic. But I can confirm I never …
Play This At My Funeral
Consider this instructions to my children and 5th or 6th wife, when I die play this song at my …
Misunderstood Again
I watched a series of texts fly across my phone screen and one thought crossed my mind, "misunderstood again." That wouldn't have …